So it's been decided.  I am going to start tweeting a "douche of the day"!  Why? How? 

Well for a long time now I've been getting some questionable facebook messages from questionable dudes.  Dudes I like to call douchebags.  Some are creepy, some are just friendly, and some are hilarious.  

This happens on the daily - and not from the same person.  There are a few regulars that don't give up but for the most part there is at least 1 new douche each day.  

They offer me gifts, money, trips, clothes, and shoes. 

They show me pictures of the shit they have that they think might impress me like their motorcycle.  Or car. Or camper.  Or apartment.  Or office. 

They claim to be ninjas. 

They send me selfies and dick pics. Usually they ask first, I say no, and then they send it anyway. 

The send pictures of kittens,  puppies, flowers, and rainbows with cheesy sayings like "you're a star!" 

Some just keep going forever with something like: 

"hey"

"hi"

"hey"

"hello?"

"hi" 

"hi"

"hey"

"you there?" 

"hey" 

to which I don't reply.  after a few days it will start to turn into: 

"hello?"

"hellloooo?" 

"why you don't respond?" 

"what did i do??"

"did i offend you?"
"please talk to me!" 

"hello?" 

"???"

and I still won't reply.  Then it'll slowly go back to a calmer state again of: 

"hi" 

"hi"

"hey" 


Every DAY with this crap. A lot of times these messages are coming from different parts of the world and so many of them are in broken english.  Sometimes they come out really funny, or don't make sense at all.  Some will try to keep talking to me despite it being very clear and obvious that we are not going to be able to understand each other.  

Sooooo what do I do with all of these creepy/hilarious messages?  I screen shot em, save em up, and share em with you all. LOL ;)

Follow me on Twitter @zoepineau to see my #doucheoftheday